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 Post subject: Monkey business
PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:20 pm 
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Hi GUys,

Just thot of sharing this hilarious incident that happened when we were at Bhimeshwari camp last month.

When we arrived on the 16th, we quickly realised that it was 'mating season'. The monkeys were doing it (and there were lots of them in camp), and village cattle were also climbing over each other. Heck, I even saw the birds at it.

But the monkeys were the most gregarious. George and I were lazing at our porch at Tent No 9 after lunch, one day. Suddenly, two monkeys streaked into view. The chasing monkey caught his victim, they both stopped right in front of us, not twenty feet away. He began to do his stuff, but stopped after a few strokes, a quizzical look on his face. He took a step back, raised the mama's tail and discovered two balls dangling from you-know-where. He walked off, dejected.

We nearly fell off the porch.

I wonder whether this was how AIDS came about...

Well, the monkeys had a good at our expense later: they broke into our tent, having torn a hole in the canvas, and went off with all our stocks of biscuits, dates, even Hing bottles!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:33 pm 
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Fantastic !!!

Its probably the Hing that was the cause of it all...I hope the 2 of you behaved :badgrin:


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:52 pm 
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That is why it is said.....

"If you have two balls, you are a man. But if you can feel four down there, you are not a Superman,it is just someone doing you" :twisted:


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:42 am 
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Sreekanth,

I guess you must have ehard the old joke about Wonder Woman, the Invisible Man and Superman...

:-)

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:33 am 
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do tell...


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:52 am 
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Au naturel??
Wonder if it was the hing :shock: :roll:
just checked guys-all ok number wise.Good advice that!
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:41 pm 
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:badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin:

Crazy stuff !!

Have heard the Superman, Wonder Woman and the Invisible Man episode.. blooody good one, that !! :twisted: :twisted:


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:37 pm 
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Hi Junglebum
What is it that about Wonder Woman, the Invisible Man and Superman...??? Tell us…
Is that they all wear undies like that of Gavin’s? :wink:

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:08 pm 
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:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Welcome to the Club, Sreekanth !!


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:55 pm 
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Our Super Hero: - Gavin - The FLY

Attracted to filth :lol: :lol:

He is now in his element, just look at the responses from him as soon as this post took a twist..


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:32 pm 
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this one was a goner right from the start.. Thanks JB.. :P :P

Attracted to filth, eh :roll: :roll: then how come you guys are attracted to my threads so so much :twisted: :twisted:


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:41 am 
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I can speak for my self Gav. Go up stream on this one...

Gav, dont know about the rest mate, but I always have a laugh when I read your posts :wink:


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:16 pm 
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Have a laff too, mate... We do post some crazy Shit, dont we ?? :twisted:

But it's all in good humour..


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:49 pm 
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Busy drilling Fred at the moment..egging him to get onto that scanner and post some pictures of the fish he caught.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:56 pm 
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Drilling Fred ??? :shock: :shock: :shock:


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:37 pm 
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In the mind mate in the mind... :P

You do not want to get on his bad side today man, not in a good mood


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