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PostPosted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 6:49 pm 
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A poor man of U.P catches a fish but can't cook due to No gas No electricity No Oil Man puts fish back in to river. Fish comes up and shouts, "Mayaavati Zindabaad ... LOL

DeZZ

For non Hindi as requested :)

A poor man of U.P (Uttar Pradesh, A State in Northen India) catches a fish but can't cook the fish as he does not have any gas for the cooker, No electricity, No Edible Oil. So the man puts fish back in to river (C&R). Fish jumps out and yells "Mayaavati Zindabaad (Hail Mayawati)... LOL

Ref: Mayavati is the Chief Minister of that state.


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:-) :P :o :D :P


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:D


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ROFL :D :D :D blasting one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Go on;
translate that for us poor non Hindi speakers :? ( looks like it's a good un ) !!


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LMAO :lol: go fishing Dezz :lol: :lol:


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Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the first fisher said: "double my I.Q" so the mermaid did it and to his surprise he started reciting shakespeare.

Then the second fisher said: "triple my I.Q." and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn't know existed.

The third fisher was so impressed he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q and the mermaid said "Are you sure about this? It will change your whole life!" the fisher said "yes" so the mermaid turned him into a woman.


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Why fishing is better than making love:


* When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good.
If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad.

* Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither.
And don't want to know how many other fish you caught.

* In fishing you lie about the one that got away.
In loving you lie about the one you caught.

* You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie, and promise to
still be friends after you let it go.

* You don't necessarily have to change your line to keep catching fish.

* You can catch a fish on a 20-cent frozen squid.
If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.

* Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.


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Once upon a time ....


The difference between a fairy tale and a fish story is a fairy tail begins, "Once upon a time..." and a fish story begins, " This ain't no bullshit..."


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Teach a Man to Fish

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and
you feed him for a lifetime.

WOMENS VERSION:
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish - and
you've got the whole weekend to yourself.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 1:48 pm 
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Women v's Game Warden

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband
liked to fish at the crack of dawn;
the wife preferred to read.

One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and
decided to take a short nap. The wife decided to take the boat out. She
was not familiar with the lake so she rowed out, anchored the boat, and
started reading her book.

Along comes the Game Warden in his boat, pulls up alongside and says,
"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading my book," she replies as she thinks to herself,
"Is this guy blind or what?"

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"But, Officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"

"But you have all this equipment, Ma'am. I'll have to
take you in and write you up."

"If you do that I will charge you with rape," snaps the
irate woman.

"I didn't even touch you," grouses the sheriff.

"Yes, that's true... but you have all the equipment ..."


Moral: Never argue with a woman who knows how to read!


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