Women v's Game Warden
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband
liked to fish at the crack of dawn;
the wife preferred to read.
One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and
decided to take a short nap. The wife decided to take the boat out. She
was not familiar with the lake so she rowed out, anchored the boat, and
started reading her book.
Along comes the Game Warden in his boat, pulls up alongside and says,
"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading my book," she replies as she thinks to herself,
"Is this guy blind or what?"
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"But, Officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"
"But you have all this equipment, Ma'am. I'll have to
take you in and write you up."
"If you do that I will charge you with rape," snaps the
"I didn't even touch you," grouses the sheriff.
"Yes, that's true... but you have all the equipment ..."
Moral: Never argue with a woman who knows how to read!