The Blind Casher
Page 1 of 1

Author:  Sydney [ Mon May 17, 2010 6:38 pm ]
Post subject:  The Blind Casher


A woman goes into Harrods to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday

She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter..

The Harrods salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades.

She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind; but, if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you
need to know about it from the sound it makes."

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb test line. It's a good
all around combination, and it's on sale this week for £44."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"

As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that sounds like a Visa card," he says.

As the lady bent down to pick up the card, she accidentally farted.

She was embarrassed by this but said nothing hoping no one noticed.

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be £58.50 please."

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was on sale for £44. How did you get to £58.50?"

He replies, "Yes Madam, the rod and reel are £44, but the Duck Caller is £11 and the Fish Bait is £3.50."

Author:  balaboxi [ Mon May 17, 2010 7:03 pm ]
Post subject: 

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Author:  prabin [ Tue May 18, 2010 10:19 am ]
Post subject: 


Author:  prakash [ Tue May 18, 2010 11:31 am ]
Post subject: 

Lol :lol:

Author:  sarabee0629 [ Tue May 18, 2010 7:19 pm ]
Post subject: 

[smilie=happydance.gif] :lol:

Author:  angler_ali [ Tue May 18, 2010 9:31 pm ]
Post subject: 

Good one.. :lol:


Author:  salmonmani [ Wed May 19, 2010 9:47 am ]
Post subject: 

Thanks for the joke.

Its good to start the day with a smile. I did.

Author:  pandim [ Wed May 19, 2010 2:49 pm ]
Post subject: 

:lol: :wink: :wink: :wink:


Author:  tenx10 [ Wed May 19, 2010 6:14 pm ]
Post subject: 

Hey Sydney,

good one.... here's another..


Bill and Frank rent a boat and go fishing.

They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore.

Bill says to the Frank, "I hope you marked the spot where we caught all those fish."

Frank replies, "Yes, I marked an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot."

Bill says to Frank sharply,

"You idiot. How do you know we'll get the same boat?"


One Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs his dog and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the truck and down to the driveway he goes

Coming out of his garage the rain is pouring down: it is like a torrential downpour. There is snow and sleet mixed in with the rain. The wind is blowing at over 50mph.

Minutes later he returns to the garage. He comes back into the house. Turns the TV to the weather channel and he finds it is going to be very bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed.

There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible". To which she sleepily replies, "Yeah, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in it?"



Author:  michaelaga [ Sun Jun 13, 2010 8:50 pm ]
Post subject: 

:lol: :lol: :lol: good jokes

Author:  Christopher Rodrick [ Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:37 pm ]
Post subject: 

:D :D :D :D :D :D good ones

Author:  tenx10 [ Thu Jul 01, 2010 6:30 pm ]
Post subject: 

A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small boat. He noticed another man in a small boat open his tackle box and take out a mirror.

Being curious, the man rowed over and asked, "What is the mirror for?"

"That's my secret way to catch fish," said the other man. "Shine the mirror on the top of the water. The fish notice the spot of sun on the water above and they swim to the surface. Then I just reach down and net them and pull them into the boat."

"Wow! Does that really work?"

"You bet it does."

"Would you be interested in selling that mirror? I'll give you $30 for it."

"Well, okay."

After the money was transferred, the city fisherman asked, "By the way, how many fish have you caught this week?"

"You're the sixth," he said.


Author:  apoo [ Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:01 pm ]
Post subject: 

Good one

Page 1 of 1 All times are UTC+05:30
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Limited