INDIANANGLER

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of negotiations, her Majesty Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short). In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will reseive this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replased with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replased by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always been a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgraful, and they would go. By the forth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v". During ze fifz year ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz year, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trobls or difikultis and evrivum vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

:This sounds lik GRC aftr he had a ard dais wok at te ofis n downing is sorows fr nt geting layd n te evning

Great one Neil .... Looks like the longer you stay away from the forum ... the more creative U BECUM ....

Super Niel..

good one
but you didnt tell what the language will be called after five years!
EURO or URO?????

Good one Neil..

hahahahhaahahahaaha Simply Brilliant!

Check the gas in your tanks. You have been inhaling the good stuff mate.

Hahaha....

Is Gud One, yes

Here is one fr JD drinkers..............SANTOSH FR U............Three ladies all have separate husbands named Leroy.

One evening, while sharing a few drinks at the bar, one of the ladies suggests, "Let's name our Leroys after a soda pop, because I'm tired of getting my Leroy mixed up with your Leroy, and her Leroy mixed up with your Leroy."

The other two ladies agree.

The first lady speaks out, "Okay then, I'm gonna name my Leroy 7-Up because he has 7 inches and it's always up!"

The three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other high fives.

Then, the second lady says, "I'm gonna name my Leroy Mountain Dew because he can mount and do me any day of the week."

Again, the three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other more high fives.

The third lady then says, "You know, those two Leroys were good, but I'm gonna name my Leroy, Jack Daniels."

The other two ladies shout in unison, "Jack Daniels? That's not a soda pop... that's a hard liquor! "

The third lady bursts out, "That's my Leroy, the hard Licker!"

Hahaha.....

funny

My mother-in-law (bitch to you and me) told me a similar story about three Chinese wives married to guys with a common name "Draggon"
They too all agreed that they should add suffixes to their husbands names.
The first one said "I will call my man "Draggon on chest"
The second one said "I will call mine "Draggon on back"
The third one thought for a while and said "I will call mine, Draggin' on the ground"

Wicked!

The old fox still has Soda in his Pop ... Wicked "O henry o henry "

CLASSIC

Hahaha..

Naughty, naughty,

Good one guys Henry and Neil

Dont count your chickens u fluff .... youre gonna get one for FREE soon

hahahaahahaaha and there is no exchange programme!

You fluffers got yours too, haven't you ??



And if there was one, you guys would be first in line

yeah we have ours but we are now experienced .... after all these years ...and know when to duck .... YOU ARE NEW TO THE MIL PROGRAMME AND YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER



And if there was one, you guys would be first in line [/quote]

We go to the supermarket and pick ours off the shelf ..... you would have to go down on your knobbly knees

Fluff Freddie - You started Quoting yourself... One too many in the afternoon, eh ??

Will start a thread for advice from you Ol' Timers.... I think will get a lot of advice on how to duck

Maybe you are right, Gavin, or he MIGHT be having M-I-L problems.
What do you say?
Henry.

ME says.... Alleluia and AMEN