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 Post subject: make sure u go fishin
PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:58 am 
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NEVER LIE TO A WOMAN!


A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I'v been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" " Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?"



















You'll love the answer...






The wife replied, "I did. They're in your TACKLE box....."


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 4:21 am 
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hahahaha ... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:57 am 
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good one.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:44 am 
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superb simply superb.............. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:53 pm 
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Nice one :D :D :D :D :D
i died laughing reading this....

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:45 pm 
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Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day, but teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:49 am 
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Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test

CAUTION:Hide that GAFF behind the door guys if venturing into forbidden territory................................


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:20 pm 
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lets have more fishy jokes, keep it up


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:33 am 
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heres one fr u MICHAELAGA....Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex
When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good. If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad.

Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither and don't want to know how many other fish you caught.

In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In loving you lie about the one you caught.

You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie and promise to still be friends after you let it go.

You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.

You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler. If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.

Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:36 am 
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Great guys..........

Keep on going......waiting for more.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:36 am 
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Another one

A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact it was the biggest store in the world - you could get anything there. The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?" Yes, I was a salesman in the country" said the lad. The boss liked the cut of him and said, "You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you when we close up." The day was long and arduous for the young man, but finally 5 o'clock came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked, "How many sales did you make today?" "One," said the young salesman. "Only one?" blurted the boss, "most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale worth?" "Three hundred thousand dollars," said the young man. "How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss. "Well," said the salesman "this man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then I sold him a small fishing line, a medium one and a huge big one. I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast. I said he would probably need a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that twenty foot schooner with the twin engines. Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to pull it, so I took him to the car department and sold him the new Deluxe Cruiser." The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook?" "No," answered the salesman "He came in to buy a box of Tampons for his wife and I said to him, 'Your weekend's shot, you may as well go fishing


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:34 am 
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Hell Yeah!!!!! Thats a good one.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:53 am 
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Hi Heliox1965
You do have a good repertoire of jokes, enjoy reading them.
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PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 1:49 pm 
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Here is one that was coined while speaking with freinds over drinks: Never teach your wife to fish becasue she will have a bigger rod to play with. :).


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PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 7:31 pm 
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Here's one from my part:

Through the jongole I'm went,
On shooting tiger I'm bent.
Boshtard tiger has eaten wife,
No doubt I will avenge poor darling's life.
Too much quiet, snakes and leeches,
But I not fear these sons of beeches.
Hearing loud noise I'm jumping with start,
But noise is coming from damn fool's heart.
Taking care not to be fright,
I am clutching rifle tight with eye to sight.
Should tiger come I will shoot and fall him down,
Then like hero return to native town
Then through trees I'm espying one cave,
I am telling self "Banerjee be brave!!!"
I am now proceeding with too much care
From far I smell this tiger's lair.
My leg shaking, sweat coming, I start to pray,
I think I will shoot tiger some other day !!!
Turning round I'm going to flee
But tiger giving bloody roar spotting this Bengalee !!
He bounding from cave like football player PELE,
I am shouting "Kali Ma tumi kothai gele" !!!
Through the jongole I'm running
With tiger on my tail closer looming
I am a telling that never in life....
I will risk again for my damn fool wife !!!!!!!!


Courtesy: Gavin Ridge-Cooke

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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 2:39 am 
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:D :D :D


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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 10:19 am 
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good one. :)


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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2008 4:22 pm 
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The Good Old Days - White Man Joke

"When asked what do you think of all the white man has done?" The chief stared at the officials for more than a minute, and then calmly replied. "When white man found this land, Indians were running it. No taxes. No debt. Plenty fish, plenty deer. Women did most of the work. Medicine man free. Indian men hunted and fished all day." The chief paused, then added, "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 6:49 pm 
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goods ones.....

regards,
pranav...


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:03 am 
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the last joke ... truly funny .. and funnily true..
yet it makes one sad


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